Danish Anyone?

If you did not like Victor Borge (shame on you), don’t read the rest of this blog. Here is a real Danish joke and one he might have told if he knew it. He should have spoken to my wife – she told it to me decades ago and I just thought of it again and laughed and laughed.

A man goes into a restaurant and sits down. The man says to the waiter “Do you have any strawberries without cream?” The waiter says “Just a moment. I will go and ask the kitchen.” The waiter returns and says to the man “We do not have any strawberries without cream – but – we have strawberries without milk.” The man says “Well, in that case I don’t want any.”